All the World's a Stage

sushinfood:

countsassmaster:

did people just

forget about Paranorman?

Tumblr could stand to remember this.

lectorel:

nininghasfeelings:

fursasaida:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

mochente:

Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke.

Fuck. Yes.

So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal.

excuse me but

this man has impaired my judgement

Oooh, new comedian who doesn’t piss me off. Time to track down videos of him.

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

super-sootica:

superwhopirate:

The only season finale I accept is Chuck coming back to smite Metatron.

"Bitch this is MY typewriter"

Time to fight like a God!

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howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

draelogor:

you-people-are-toxic:

invadersonicmx:

zip-a-de-do-da:

Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.

The best crossover show ever. EVER.

I miss this

House of Mouse!

foodishouldnoteat:

If you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

If you love food follow my blog!

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

image

I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

foodishouldnoteat:

If you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

If you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

If you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

If you love food follow my blog!

onamelancholyhill:

devdevnumnums:

madlori:

This guy.

I’m calling it now.

I see great things ahead for this guy.

#acting.

I cannot stop reblogging this.